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Meet Jambagavalli the Cobra, Newest Animal Oracle Sensation

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This World T20 has seen the rise of a new soothsayer in the form of Jambagavalli, the cobra. The twist in the tale though is that, the exact opposite of what she says happens. To quote the most recent instance, Jambu predicted two days before the semi finals started that India would easily beat New Zealand in the final, after which Dhoni would announce his retirement from international cricket. Close aides of the Cobra say they warned Indian fans not to book tickets for the final at Eden Gardens, or make grand plans to watch the finals at various different pockets of the country as they were sure to be disappointed.
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“As soon as Jambu said what she said, I was 90% sure that it would be England vs West Indies in the final. And look what happened”. Sources say Jambu doesn’t perform under pressure. Unlike Oracles of other…

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